I have never seen such clumsy swordplay! - You would have, but you
were always running away.
I'll hound you night and day! - Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
Killing you would be justifiable homicide! - Then killing you must
be justifiable fungicide.
I'll skewer you like a sow on a buffet! - When I'm done with you,
you'll be a boneless fillet.
Would you like to be buried or cremated? - With you around,
I'd prefer to be fumigated.
When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified! - At
least mine can be identified.
En garde! Touche! - Oh that is so cliche.
Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified! - Is that
your face? I thought it was your backside.
You can't match my witty repartee! - I could if you would use some
breath spray.
I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated! - Your odor
makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated! - Too bad
they're all fabricated.
You're the ugliest monster ever created. - If you don't count all
the ones you've dated.
Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died! - The
only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated! - Then perhaps you
should switch to decaffeinated.
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